Snip from covnews.com:
Officers with the Covington Police Department
arrested a nude man looking for a fight Sunday at the Wal-Mart on
According to the incident
report, Jeffrey Pickett said he wanted to be a mixed martial arts (MMA)
fighter and was looking for someone to battle. MMA fighters utilize
martial arts techniques from several disciplines during combat.
said he wanted to practice his tap outs, which is used by a fighter to
signal he no longer wishes to continue fighting. The move is usually
done once an opponent had been forced into submission.
Pickett, who undressed in parking lot, said he knew he could find someone to fight with if he were nude.
in the parking lot said they saw him standing outside his vehicle in
the nude and that he jumped in the car when officers arrived. Officers
saw him putting his shorts on when they arrived.
Pickett was arrested and transported to the Newton County Jail, where he was charged with indecent exposure.
That’s some crazy stuff…